We are having a special Critical Mass this Friday, November 23rd. There is no other Critical Mass scheduled for that day because there are five Fridays in November. It's the day after Thanksgiving!!!!!!

Hey, come celebrate Buy Nothing Day on your bike! We'll target Bay St/Shellmound in Emeryville where thousands of bargain hunters will gather to buy their wives sexy lingerie and their parents gift certificates at a disgusting shopping center built on an Ohlone burial ground. At least they named it Shellmound in honor of that. Ahhh!

Meet us at FOUR O'CLOCK PM [4PM! 4:00PM!] at the MacArthur BART station and we'll leave shortly after that. Please tell all of your friends! Please build or borrow a bike if you don't have one! Bring signs and snacks and anything else ever.

Hooray!

Seriously, come to this thing. It will be great!

4PM, NOV. 23, MacArthur BART!