Chicago ride report

topic posted Sun, October 1, 2006 - 2:28 AM by  Travis
This month's critical mass ride was about a thousand strong. It's usually hard for me to tell because of the g'dawful state I'm in. We corralled around the Picasso sculpture, there above traffic court and waited around for someone to figure out which of the routes we'd take. There were two maps proposed that night. The first one that I recieved was from a rider that I hadn't met, and there was a lot of people there I hadn't met. This ride proposed some kind of general zig zag through Lincoln Park. The next route that I recieved came from an old school masser that I knew well. I didn't know which route would get the most praise because the older the masser, the less he seeme interested in his own agenda. Micheal Burton bored himself, offering me an invitation to the Octoberfest Ride (which also goes up through Lincoln Park).

I kept mingling until I realized that it was getting dark, it had started raining, and no one had taken the initiative to start the ride. Finally I stepped up and announced that there were two maps that were generally going up through Lincoln Park, and that we could simply do both of them. I got a big cheer from that idea, and neither of the routes hosts seemed to be really working their cause, and so the undemocratic Octoberfest Ride began. Thie route took us through the Loop, a few different ways, and then it traced the other route right past the destination, and then continued up to Lincoln Square, where there was a pedestrian mall with some old school german bars that would be celebrating Octoberfest quite traditionally. Hoy!

The night was sort of drizzly, but that meant for a more peaceful ride. I think the driver's were less antaginistic because the were already cautioned by the rain. Later, as we rode through the gold coast, and Old Town, without restiction from the police, the rain let up and the night became quite perfect. This was the first of the fall rides, and we felt the chill of the season already setting in. The police were protective of us, watching interections, and stopping traffic.

We got split up at Wellington and Halsted. I was up in the front group which got away from the rest. We waited at the six way intersection with Lincoln, doing circles in the intersection, until massers started to descend on us from two directions! Big party for a moment as these group met in the street. The ride continued following Lincon until it reached the square. After hanging out in the street for a while I joined a few friends for rounds at the bar, and we got to see these classic German dances in these traditional outfits. They wore suspenders and khaki shorts, and they wore Robin Hood hats. In the basement were intense table tennis competitions. And what great beer!

Next week the Evanston ride will meet up with the Oak Park ride.
"Rock over London. Rock on Chicago."

www.chicagocriticalmass.org





posted by:
Travis
Colorado
  • Re: Chicago ride report

    Mon, October 2, 2006 - 9:41 AM
    *hifive*
    • Re: Chicago ride report, October

      Sat, November 4, 2006 - 4:08 PM
      CM tribe,

      The October ride has a reputation in Chicago of being the most indecent, motley, rediculous, antagonistic ride of the year. It is always the first ride after day-light savings comes and steals aawy our sunset. By 6pm, leaving the Picasso, the sky is dark and the people are sallow, braking themselves for the bitter wind. Only the ghouls are able to bear the cold, and they do. The ghouls come out blinking and swirling, dragging behind them their capes, their wigs, their friends, and their trailers full of old style.

      By the time we left, I think there were eight hundred people riding round the plaza. We took a halloween tour of the city, riding past sites that have reputations for being haunted. Because of the heatedness of Halloween, we often have really crazy drivers to deal with. I tried to stay away from car-rage, but it didn't work. At the intersection of Belmont and Southport, I came upon a motorists who was surrounded by masssers who were chanting: "Get back in your car!" "Get back in your car!" but he wouldn't.

      He and his girl-friend actually jumped out of the car and started chasing some kid who seemed to have done nothing wrong. His girl-friend was more aggressive than he was, and I had to resrain her too. They were so upset and upsetting that they wouldn't let the mass leave them. the guy kept pushing people, only to be blocked by other people, I was amazed that the mass could not just carry on. Innevitably riders were walking their bikes OVER his car, trying to lock the doors of his vehicle when the passengers were outside of it. After twenty minutes of this, as the police were starting to arrive, I told him he was lucky to still have windows in his car, and then I continued on.

      One biker was aggressively arrested by undercover cops on Irving Park Rd. His crime was urinating on the wall of a cemetery. A punk with a cardboard mini-van costume staged a beautiful head-on collision with a real minivan at the corner of Irving and B'way. The ride went up to Montrose Beach where a few hundred of us stood around in the wind looking out over Lake Michigan, and then pealed off in packs for various Halloween parties.

      Boo ha ha,
      THC

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